I caught sight of the book I Want to Die But I Want to Eat Tteokbokki when I was whoring around the Barnes & Noble, but courageously resisted buying it in favor of checking it out from the library. This was a mistake, as on page 20 the book references “the hedgehog’s dilemma” and I immediately whispered “Shinji, get in the robot,” and wanted to shove myself in a locker filled with sweaty GAINAX figurines.